Like the Wednesday night Senior Party, Skit Night on Thursday is another band camp tradition. Each section within the band does a skit of some sort and all Freshmen have to participate. The chaperones also get into the act. Staff gets a pass since they’ve had considerably less sleep/rest than anyone but they do have to judge, a daunting task in and of itself…
There are some folks in our organization with some very good imaginations even though the talent level may be somewhat questionable. There were artists, rappers, jokesters, dancers, impersonations (we’re not sure yet of who), a slide show and even human limbo (I’m holding out for human pole vaulting myself) and all were quite well done.
Lets kick this off with some band lightbulb jokes, mostly written by Mrs. Beth Lyons then we’ll add some of visual presentations….
Q: How many clarinets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but she has to dig through the box to find just the RIGHT one
G: How many drum majors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don’t know….nobody was watching them.
Q: How many band directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: IN MY DAY WE MARCHED IN THE DARK! Y’ALL ARE A BUNCH OF WHINERS! GET A FLASHLIGHT AND GET BACK TO WORK!
Q: How many pit members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They are too busy celebrating the fact that it is now dark.
Q: How many tubas does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Tubas aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many members of the battery does it take to change a light bulb?
A: All of them but it will require two trips to Home Depot and a stop by Taco Bell. (unfortunately they’re not back yet because they still haven’t gotten their food)
Q: How many trombones does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Light bulb? What light bulb? I didn’t do it! It’s not my fault!
Q: How many flutes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to squeal about the dark, and one to convince a tuba player to change it for her.
Q: How many band booster board members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I don’t know, we’ll form a committee and get back to you on that…
Q: How many color guard members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb, three to tell her she’s spinning it the wrong way.
Q: How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the light bulb and four to do pushups every time he screws it up.
Q: How many saxophone players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the light bulb and three to debate the existential philosophy of darkness and light.
Q: How many band leadership does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the light bulb, two to fill out paperwork in case there is an investigation, and two to inform Mr. Armstrong that the trombones broke another light bulb.
Q: How many section leaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they’ll make the freshmen do it after they run laps.
Q: How many seniors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: All of them. One to hold the light bulb, the rest to wait until the world revolves around them…
Q: How many Armstrongs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why do you think they hired Chris, Matt and Brandon?
Q: How many Fine Arts secretaries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. And Mrs Mac changed it 30 seconds before it blew out and before anyone was aware there was a problem.
Q: How many mellophones does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: We have mellophones?
Q: How many band parents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to change the bulb, four to organize fundraisers to replace all these burnt out bulbs.
Here’s a link to download the chaperone skit (slideshow). Its a fairly large file – about 24 meg so it’ll take a few minutes to download..
http://www.mediafire.com/file/im2wenymjmm/Band Camp 2009 Skit.ppt
I’m still looking for photos from Skit Night – if you were there there and took photos, please copy them onto a memory card or flash drive and give them to Mr. D or Ashley Davenport at practice (be sure your name is on the card/drive or its in a bag with your name on it).
Now for some photos:
The Emcees…
Getting ready for the Guard Dance…
Lady Who??…