Skit Night!

Getting ready for the womanless beauty pageant

drumline dance crew

Skit night is a long standing band camp tradition. There is usually a beauty pageant, with no female contestants. Pictures will explain it all when we get those up for you. Another tradition is that all freshmen must participate. If they don’t come up with their own skit, they must perform a skit chosen by the seniors. This year they got off easy as the seniors performed with them as they performed “Teach me the Dougie”, led by our very own Dougie, Douglas Williams.

Audrey Goodman sang her version of the ballad “Hide and Seek”, and if you don’t know the song, you will. It’s the ballad for the marching band show. Here is Audrey’s version:

Hide From Sink

Hide From Sink lyrics by Audrey Goodman
Sung to “Hide and Seek” by Imojen Heap

Where are we?
What the heck . . . is going on.
The dots have only just begun to form.
Ripples in my drill book.

Sink is . . . checking.

Run that set again,
And keep your eyes
On the drum majors
While busy Sink
Watches our every move
From the tower.

Hide from Sink.
Make your sets perfectly.
All those reruns.
I want wawa now.

Chalky marks appear on ground
Where hurried moments hung before
We find our
Path and step size so we won’t
Get yelled at
Later

Hide from Sink.
Make your sets perfectly.
Use proper technique.
Work your butts off.

Hmm, what’d he say?
Did that segment go well?
No, of course it didn’t.
Hmm, what’d he say?
Was that run our best?
Oh, you know it is.
Hmm, what’d he say?
What are we setting now?
Oh, it’s set fourteen.
Hmm, what’d he say?
What did he say?

New commands keep falling from his mouth.
Check and find; now figure your dots out.
There’s my set; no, that’s not it either.
Chalk don’t help a bit; it don’t help a bit.

Hide from Sink.
Hide from Sink.